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Way to make it awkward, Dave.
I don’t know how to find the source… T^T
Ohh hehe this is my comic, dear! ;3
6 favorite selfies, and I’m wearing my housecoat in 3 of them
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.
Nature is a wonder.
I was being 100% serious.
lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long
those are ferrets you pile of wombat shit
haha aw sweetie :) you need to learn your animals! those are long hamsters! they’re like hamsters… but they’re long! (:
Lemme correct you thetimeofdawn, dicklover3000 is a pile of ‘ferret’ shit, and dicklover3000, those are in fact, ferrets, get a 3rd grade education, “sweetie”
aw babe im sure you meant well but those are not ferrets! theyre long hamsters! (: its ok to not know a lot about animals! youll learn!
EDUCATE YOURSELF DICKLOVER3000 FUCKING SHIT. DID YOU SUCK TOO MANY DICK THAT YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE???!!!??!?¿¿???!!!
Listen, “babe.” If you want to correct others, make sure you got your facts straight. At least google it so that you may actually sound intelligent rather than a brainless neanderthal. You’re embarrassing yourself, honey.
baby doll my facts are 100 percent true! :-) silly silly ferrets are only a myth! these are long hamsters! im sure you have heard of them! they’re available in many pet stores! they’re awfully cute but very hyper!
Listen here, dickwad
A ferret is a domesticated form of a European Polecat. Its scientific name is Mustela putorius furo. LOOK IT UP SO THAT YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Might I say, its life span is 7-10 years. LONG HAMSTERS are not proper nor do they roam the earth. So please, look it up and EDUCATE YOURSELF, TWAT.
i am sorry that you refuse to educate yourself on the beauty of long hamsters! my dear you are simply just wrong on this matter! dont worry! one day you will understand :) long hamsters are truly magical creatures…
JESUS CHRIST WOMAN. LONG HAMSTERS DONT EXIST. YOU. NEED. TO DO. YOUR. OWN. GODDAMN. RESEARCH. BC YOU. ARE BEING AN UNEDUCATED LITTLE SWINE. MAYBE, IF YOU SUCK A DICK TOO HARD, YOU MIGHT SUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT, THEN MAYBE, YOU WILL HAVE A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE IN YOU.
goodness gracious! sweetheart! long hamsters have been the center of many, many studies for years! they are truly little miracles! no one knows how these hamsters got so long. (: it is okay that you have yet to explore the amazing Cricetinae longis.
I’m not going to lie, I really wouldn’t mind slapping the person with enough idiocy to think that long hamsters exist. They are not real nor will they ever be unless hamsters evolve to have elongated bodies. You are an uncultured swine and need to stop being so arrogant towards the people telling you that they are ferrets. If you did your research, you would find that those people are, in fact, correct. Those are FERRETS. There is no such thing as long hamsters.
no those are long hamsters
how do people not recognize a long hamster the picture is right there you can see their faces and everything
people that call you by just your last name
- gym teachers/coaches
- someone that wants to challenge you to a battle to the death
pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
Are you uncomfortable yet?
can someone please explain this to me? i see nothing different and its bothering me
Honestly I thought it was because Tavros wasn’t in a wheelchair, but then I saw it and I just
HELP I DONT UNDERSTAND
Ok, im dumb
I found it
is the joke that there’s nothing wron g because this post literally just
Thank you so much!
I STILL DONT GET IT GFDI
Okay wait did this post change since the last time I saw this? Because last time I could’ve sworn she had 14 pupils instead of 2.
I feel that this is necessary after some of the things I’ve witnessed on tumblr. I’ve watched people receive extremely hateful and vicious attacks, and most of the time they feel like they’re completely alone and everyone is against them. I want them to know that’s not the case.
If you really want to help me make a statement, please copy this and repost it instead of reblogging. Tag all your fandoms. That way, people tracking the tags will keep seeing it and will know that there are more good people than haters in the community.
I love how Avatar fans think that just because the Gaang were super cool kids that that means they’d be the greatest parents.
One kid didn’t grow up with parents and all his parental figures were killed in a genocide when he was 12.
Two siblings lost their mother as…
And Zuko and Sokka are so far the only ones not confirmed for parenting fail.
Quick and simple lifehacks.
Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family.